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Joke of the Day
"Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette."
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"fishing is like girls Neither care about size when they're sleeping"
"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!"
"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."
"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."
"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"
"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."
"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."