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Joke of the Day
"""A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who re-fills it after emptying."" -- Dalai Lama"
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"In the Philosophers prison... I shank, therefore you are not"
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"I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world."
"...how is life in North Korea? I can't complain."
"Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information."
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"Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work."
"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."