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Joke of the Day
"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."
Next Joke
"Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. Billy has diabetes."
"What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down."
"Why can we never actually see the sun? Because it's in da-skies!"
"5 year old: Where does wind come from, daddy? Me: It comes from people asking too many questions."
"Me and my wife are getting a divorce so we are splitting the house ... She gets the inside. I get the outside."
"How did i escape Iraq? Iran."
"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."
"I really need to go on the show Survivor. Not for the money or the fame. It's just the only way I'm ever gonna effectively lose weight."