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Joke of the Day

"Did you read the story about the man who dropped nitroglycerin? It had quite the explosive conclusion."

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"I do have a life outside of Facebook, but I don't remember the password for it."

"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Two men walk into a bar Ouch"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"

"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"

"Contrary to the rest of America, Twitter runs on drunken."

"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."

"If you don't know what introspection is... You need to take a long, hard look at yourself Ian Smith"