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Joke of the Day

"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"

"'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar"

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."

"Police Chief: As a recruit you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!"

"Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other ""Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?"""

"What's the difference between a gay man and a curling iron? The gay man won't burn your dick while he's curling your pubes."

"What are the fattest letters? O.B.C.D"

"What do you call a gigolo donkey? Hee-Haw"

"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"