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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"
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"How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !"
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"family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise"
"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What what?"
"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"
"Fact Every 60 seconds in Ukraine a minute passes"
"Me: Which cup do you want? 2-year-old: That one! Me: Let's pick a different one. 2-year-old: No! *drinks milk from a shot glass*"