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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"
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"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? A blow up doll!"
"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."
"I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face."
"Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it"
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? nobody ever changed that light bulb because we are to fat and lazy to do it"
"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."
"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."
"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."
"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"