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Joke of the Day

"I do have a life outside of Facebook, but I don't remember the password for it."

"Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running"

"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."

"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."

"You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no."

"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"

"What Time Is It? Its time for lunch."

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"

"*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher* DR: what happened EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon DR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE"