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Joke of the Day

"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."

"Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already."

"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."

"Did you hear about the pair of university professors who got sued for sexual harassment? They were two lecturers."

"Slept like a log last night Woke up in the fireplace."

"lady, cut my neck open with trimmers, i dont care, but if you try and start a conversation with me im never coming back to this Supercuts"

"You hear about that condiment bandit? he smuggled as much as he could mustard"

"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""

"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."

"When someone yawns, I like to yell ""Surprise Dentist!"" and stick my hand in their mouth, which is fun because I'm not really a dentist."