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Joke of the Day
"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."
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"My 8yo son spent 45 minutes perusing and closely inspecting the 31 flavors to finally decide on ""chocolate."""
"What did the popular astrophysicist's father say to him after his cleat came undone at soccer practice? ""Kneel in the grass and tie, son."""
"I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move"
"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."
"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? One is a super hero and the other is a simple command."
"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"