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Joke of the Day
"What breaks when you give it to a six year old? His hips"
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"What do you call an african american guy walking into the DMV? An african american guy walking into the DMV, you racist f#ck."
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"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."
"I've become quite independent since my wife left... I just put my second load of washing through the microwave."
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"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
"See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya manana, little iguana."
"Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up"
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