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Joke of the Day

"See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya manana, little iguana."

"A father asks his child, ""Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"" ""K, pop."""

"Why can't two even numbers be together? The odds are against them."

"Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades."

"I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?"

"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"

"What did the owner of the gay bar do when his joint was full and he couldn't seat all of his customers? He flipped the chairs over."

"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him."

"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."