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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you."

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""

"What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CAT-ASTROPHE!"

"Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website? He was looking for the perfect match."

"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"

"Ugh. New Year's Eve is just around the corner and I STILL haven't picked out which gang sign I'm going to hold up in photos"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat."

"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"

"Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England? So the other one could drive"