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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
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"I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool."
"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."
"Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."
"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."
"Valve improving their customer service."
"Why do geologists have children with birth defects? Because they practice relative dating!"
"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."
"Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes."