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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel's latest stunt? He tried to jump a steam roller over 6 blacks"

"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."

"With medical advances over the Summer, it's expected that Oscar Pistorious will walk this August."

"What's the difference between god and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."

"Why being called handsome is an insult When you have a 3 way, it's called a threesome When you have a 2 way, it's called a twosome When you have a 1 way, it's called a handsome"

"What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done? Gone private."

"I was going to commit seppuku the other day. But I didn't have the guts to go through with it."

"How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle? He had *bean stalking* her."

"What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al"