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Joke of the Day
"How does Sean Connery shave? Control + S"
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"What trees do skeletons like? S*pine* trees!"
"My doctor diagnosed me with incompetence and constipation... But I really don't give a shit"
"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."
"What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? ""That's a waist of paper!"""
"Man! It's raining cats and dogs out there! *MEEEW* SPLAT! *AARFF* SPLAT! Did I close my sunroof? SON OF BITCH!"
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows"
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."
"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table? Rick O'Shay"
"My ex had a really weird fetish... She would dress as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."