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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? ""That's a waist of paper!"""

"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No-one: feminists don't change anything."

"If someone is born deaf and dumb, blind, has no arms or legs.... Can we actually call him a piece of meat?"

"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."

"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with his hands and makes goofy noises, and the other one can't hear."

"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad? Because they're diene"