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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? ""That's a waist of paper!"""
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"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done.."
"Why did Tigger jump down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."
"My mother doesn't believe the dough will rise in the oven. She'll believe when she sees the proof."
"That boy is so dirty the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon."
"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."
"What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? ""Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."""
"What do you call a West African cricketer? Ebola"
"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."
"Wes Craven died? Well that sucks, I sure wes craven another scary movie..."