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Joke of the Day
"What trees do skeletons like? S*pine* trees!"
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"Looked up from a text message and thought, ""Oh shit. I'm driving."""
"What do whiteblood cells and Trump have in common? They hate foreigners."
"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"
"""What do we want?!"" ""TIME TRAVEL!"" ""When do we want it?!"" ""IRRELEVANT!"""
"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."
"[death row] Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis. Guard: ... Me: it sounded longer in my head."
"I told the doctor I want to take my amputated leg home and he asked why ""Because it's my right"""
"What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave."
"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."