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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows"
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"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."
"When my friends say I'm too rational, I tell them to go 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 themselves."
"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""
"Her eyes said no....... But my roofies said yes."
"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"
"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."
"*unplugs 100% charged iphone* *slides to unlock* battery 43%"