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Joke of the Day

"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal at the same time."

"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"

"Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution? He was following the Tsar."

"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"

"I was so broke that Rahul Gandhi came in to eat at my house Indian reference"

"Does anyone get the urge to tweet something really bad just to see if the government is really paying attention to you?"

"sorry I broke up with you in the middle of a corn maze"

"I want my children to have all the things that I never had. Like nice children..."