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Joke of the Day

"What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!"

"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city? Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love."

"I can odd. But I can't even."

"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"

"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."

"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."

"Sometimes I think to myself ""I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"""