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Joke of the Day

"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."

"All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with."

"You know a girl is right for you when... You know a girl is right for you when she is complimentary."

"What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh"

"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."

"My dad wanted me to play soccer So I kicked him in the crotch. He asked, ""Why did you do that?"" I replied,""That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right? Kick balls?"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to [/r/AntiJokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/)."

"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."

"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."

"Texting you back right away doesn't make me a psycho. What makes me a pyscho is watching you through your window while petting your cat."