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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."
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"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."
"What kind of drugs do ducks use? Quack."
"I'm all wet! ""Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp? Well, that was an unexpected twist!"
"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"
"Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say ""I don't know, make something up"""
"Why don't witches like The Keg? Because it's always burned at the stake"
"I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended"