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Joke of the Day
"I can odd. But I can't even."
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"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."
"Pretty certain I'm gonna drop down on one knee and propose to the first woman I ever win an argument with..."
"The CEO of Apple came out gay... Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight"
"I can't believe my back is killing me. My spine has some nerve."
"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"
"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"
"In the year 1973, there were 2000 Elvis Impersonators. By 1993, over 30,000. At this rate, by 2050 1 out of 3 people will be Elvis"
"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"
"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""