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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? He couldn't stand to see himself like that."
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"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."
"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."
"They should make condoms out of bubble wrap. *pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee-oh! *pop* That was fun!"
"What's the most political particle? *Elect*rons"
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"Why are fire trucks red? You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day."
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"A man asks God... Man: ""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God: ""So you would love her."" Man: ""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God: ""So she would love you."""
"What do you call a female Hitler? [This post has been deleted]"