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Joke of the Day
"Why are fire trucks red? You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day."
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"Guys, what are your favorite ""I'm going to hell for this"" jokes? Here's mine: What do you call a dead Mexican? Dearly deported."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."
"Two guys walk into a bar They both had a concussion"
"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."
"How does the astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse"
"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"
"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."
"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"
"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."