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Joke of the Day

"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."

"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/Jokes"

"I don't think so, people who are thinking so."

"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"

"Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think ""stabby"" is a feeling, right?"

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"

"Is anyone else disappointed about the new CEO of reddit? Such a re-post."