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Joke of the Day

"They should make condoms out of bubble wrap. *pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee-oh! *pop* That was fun!"

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"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."
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