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Joke of the Day

"I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years."

"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!"

"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."

"One of my hooter's girlfriends died yesterday... May she breast in peace :'("

"What do you call a wet poodle A puddle"

"I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like"

"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"

"Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!"

"When I get caught smoking in a restaurant, I pretend I'm blind and tell them the cigarette is my seeing eye dog."

"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."