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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
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"I was craving some Indian food yesterday... ...So I went and got subway."
"We all know how Bill cheated on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky. Well, did you hear that Hillary cheated on Bill with somebody named Ben Ghazi?"
"*Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work"
"""Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"" says my accountant while rubbing his temples."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"
"What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee"
"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""
"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer."
"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."