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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!"
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"What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head? A seasoned traveller."
"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"
"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."
"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"
"Wow, what a day. I volunteered at a soup kitchen, caught up on my scrapbookin', went 2 baby shower, ran 9 miles, then told lies on twitter."
"How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !"
"The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself."
"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"
"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."