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Joke of the Day
"I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like"
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"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."
"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."
"How does Big Boss store his photos? On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :\"
"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."
"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"
"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"
"Whats the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you get the meat out."
"My Fitbit was delivered today. It's still sitting in the mailbox because I don't want to walk all the way out there."
"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."