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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wet poodle A puddle"

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)"

"I just found out I had sex with a monkey in a previous life You cant blame me though because it was really long ago, and I was the first Human that wasnt fully a monkey myself."

"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""

"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"

"You didn't come here to be insulted? Why? Where do you usually go?"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."

"Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat"

"Hey man, just be yourself! Not like that though."