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Joke of the Day

"Two electrons are having a conversation... Electron 1: Do you know why they call it the XBOX 360? Electron 2: Why? Electron 1: Because when you see it, you spin 360 degrees and walk away!"

"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."

"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."

"Friends are like trampolines. I've always wanted a trampoline."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"

"I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now. About time I got fucked."

"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."

"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"

"Walked by a restaurant where they were using iPads for menus. How cheap are iPads now? More importantly, how expensive are menus?"

"She told me to give her 10 inches, and make it hurt... ... so I gave it to her three times, and punched her in the nose."