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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"

"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"

"It is my sincerest hope that the act of dying feels like finally peeing after a long bumpy car ride."

"Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus."

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn't find a manual."

"The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor."

"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."

"Well... I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world"

"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."