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Joke of the Day

"Walked by a restaurant where they were using iPads for menus. How cheap are iPads now? More importantly, how expensive are menus?"

"Boss: Are you high? Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit."

"Why do rednecks love Halloween? (NSFW) Because they love to pump kin."

"50 SHADES ADMISSION 82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand"

"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"

"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."

"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"

"Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals? In his briefcase!"