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Joke of the Day

"She told me to give her 10 inches, and make it hurt... ... so I gave it to her three times, and punched her in the nose."

"How does a spider know if he just had sex with an actual female? She eats him alive afterward."

"A Doctor told a man he had chronic constipation. His response.. ''No shit!''"

"If you enjoyed the film Mean Girls... You'd love Standard Deviation Girls!"

"Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety"

"I sexually identify as a pansexual And I have a fetish for cast-iron"

"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""

"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."