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Joke of the Day
"What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight? It becomes DAYTROGEN!"
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"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."
"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."
"""Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"""
"First joke I ever told. You know what a hypocrite is? A guy that hates cats, but loves pussy."
"What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww"
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"What do you call a dinosaur that rapes? A sexual predator."
"What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica? ""X marks the pot, matey."""
"Why do people carry around umbrellas? Because they can't carry themselves"