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Joke of the Day

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"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"

"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan, ...and I'll show you a man who's trying to shag a vegan."

"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."

"Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful She only got 77% of what a what a male would have."

"What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops? Demeter."

"What kind of joke did the forgetful Redditor make?"

"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."

"Bill Cosby admitted drugging women.. ...when he was questioned later about how he managed to sedate so many women he said simple, I put it in their pudding. I'll get my coat."

"Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!"