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Joke of the Day

"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."

"Why are pills white? Because if they were black they wouldn't work."

"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"

"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."

"Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam? He couldn't get the saddest fraction."

"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."

"When is the Speech Therapy Class? It's hard to say."

"*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*"

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."