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Joke of the Day

"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."

"I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday. I'm now barred from my local bookies."

"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"

"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice"

"People act surprised when I tell them my grandfather survived the holocaust. Most of the guards survived didn't they?"

"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"

"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"

"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"

"[robbery] ROBBER: Give me all your money! ME: I don't have it all with me. ROBBER: Dang!"

"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""