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Joke of the Day

"""Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"""

"Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."

"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"

"This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics"

"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"

"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules? 2 na"