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Joke of the Day
"What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww"
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"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"
"Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul."
"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."
"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."
"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"
"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."
"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."
"Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches? They go off onto different tangents."
"I have you know that my penis was once in the Guinness book of world records... but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library."