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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur that rapes? A sexual predator."
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"So I had a threesome last night... There were a couple of no-shows but I still had fun"
"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"
"1. Put on red T-shirt. 2. Remember that I need to go to Target today. 3. Take off red T-shirt."
"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."
"gluten free cereal. I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it ""NO FUCKING WHEY!"""
"""Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."" --William Shakespeare (i think)"
"What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo"
"U know ur self esteem is low when a girl rejects you and u completely agree with them and support their decision."
"Two gay men walk into a church. And they walk out as a married couple :) congratulations America"