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Joke of the Day
"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."
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"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."
"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."
"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"
"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."
"What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas? A popsicle!"
"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."
"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"
"What does BMW stand for? Black man working"
"2012 me can't believe 2005 me actually knew 8 people I liked enough to put in a MySpace Top 8."