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Joke of the Day

"What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler's birthday? Heil if I know"

"Difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in a girls ass"

"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."

"Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist? They're allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it. Teehee"

"I always get the last word in arguments with my girlfriend. I just say ""Yes ma'am"""

"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"

"I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald"

"Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!"

"Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button."

"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."