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Joke of the Day
"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."
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"Actions speak louder than Facebook posts..."
"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."
"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""
"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""
"""What a nice doggie."" ""I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred."" ""YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"""
"[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks."
"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your wife back, your dog back, your house back..."
"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""