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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic."
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"Chuck Norris Sperm is so tough, girls have to chew before they swallow."
"What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them? A positive pregnancy test."
"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"
"What does an angry chicken say? Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf."
"People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on."
"What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes? A steviadore."
"I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see."
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"
"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."