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Joke of the Day
"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."
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"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."
"I am Ahmed Mohamed AMA! Wow that blew up fast!"
"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."
"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."
"My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Still a little bit warm"
"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."
"I just got a haircut, but I'm not sure I like it. When I stood up from the barber's chair, I felt extremely lightheaded."
"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"