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Joke of the Day
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"
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"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."
"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."
"Bunny Farts What's invisible and smells like carrots?"
"What do you get when you cross an octopus and a Mexican? I don't know but it can pick the shit out of some lettuce."
"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""
"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."
"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."
"Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs. I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast."
"Any time someone tells you they're ""about 20 minutes away"" they're lying. They haven't left yet."