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Joke of the Day
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"
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"Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !"
"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."
"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."
"According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking According to my bartender, I look great Moral of the story: I'm drunk"
"""FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1 FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"""
"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"
"What part of a chicken is a musical instrument? The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)"