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Joke of the Day

"I crashed into a dwarf at some traffic lights He got out of his car and said ""I'm not happy."" I replied, ""Well, which one are you then?"""

"Wanna hear a joke? Fine Bros."

"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."

"I don't do Botox anymore cause when I can't make my angry face, people just assume it's ok to talk to me."

"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."

"What do you give to a man who has everything? Penicillin"

"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."

"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating First it was my wife and now her..."