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Joke of the Day
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"
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"There is a new drink at my bar. It's called a Sandy. It's basically a watered down Manhattan."
"Abraham Lincoln. The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one."
"1) put away your phone. 2 isn't that better? 3) take out your phone again. 4) isn't that better?"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."
"Strip search? ... OK, but I'm going to need some background music."
"Women should come with permanent mood rings."
"What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased beaver on your organ."
"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."
"There was an old woman walking her dog A man came up to her and said that's an ugly pig. The woman replied ""Sir, that's not a pig."" The man said ""I was talking to the dog!"""