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Joke of the Day
"You ever heard of Oedipus? That guy's a real motherfucker."
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"Maybe I forgot to text back. Maybe it's Maybelline."
"Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury"
"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."
"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."
"Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. ""You should absolutely get rid of that monster,"" said one furry, panting scientist."
"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."
"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."
"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."
"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."